I want this dress so badly that it hurts a little bit. LOOK AT IT!
It’s like a 50s style black wool dress, high neck, all lady like, except covered in a print of bones, and not comedy skull and cross bones, they look like the sort of thing you see in the Natural History Museum.
I want to wear this with really cool tights in the Autumn and a little 1950s handbag.
Of course, I’ll do no such thing as it costs £450. There are a limited number of things I am allowed to spend £450 on and dresses printed with bones aren’t on the list. At least they weren’t last time I checked.